Will manage your company for food.

December 16th, 2008

food

Will optimize the capital structure of your firm for a place to stay.

December 16th, 2008

Will optimize the capital structure of your firm for a place to stay

Will fix your communication strategy for health insurance.

December 16th, 2008

health_insurance

Will increase sales for a shower.

December 15th, 2008

 

Will increase sales for a shower

What is the value of an MBA?

December 15th, 2008

A corporation is not a person. It doesn’t think. People in it think and for them it is legitimate to create terminator technology, so that farmers are not able to save their seeds. Seeds that will destroy themselves through a suicide gene. Seeds that are designed to only produce crop in one season. You really need to have a brutal mind. It’s a war against evolution to even think in those terms. But quite clearly profifs are so much higher in their minds.*

All of us are greedy people, right? All we do during the day is to figure out a way how to get rich, as soon as possible. The people in charge of a business school tend to favor three approaches to achieve that. Moving money from one place to another, telling people how to run their business and producing stuff that no one needs. This is what we all need. As long as the salary is high and the corporation pays for our car and fringe benefits, we have truly reached our goals. As the financial crisis, recession and a lot of change prevail, existing mindsets do as well. But wait, does that make sense? It’s not my intention to judge on that. All I can do, is to show what I would go for.

Normality means banality. Don’t miss the opportunity.

Enjoy Christmas!

Clemens Schrenk

*Vandana Shiva, from the movie ‘The corporation’.